DamnRoast.me
damnroast.me
Brutally honest website (and business) roast. Including AI chat to receive deeper insights and solutions.
Key facts
- Founder
- Marcus Horndt · 97 followers
- Founded
- February 2026
- Based in
- 🇺🇸 United States
- Payments
- Stripe
- Domain registered
- February 2026
- Registrar
- Cloudflare, Inc.
- Listed on StartupsIntel
- October 2026
Built with
PHP (backend)Node.js (backend)Stripe (backend)
Daily revenue, last 30 days
Verified with StripePopularity by source
October 2026Not in any top-million list
That usually means fewer than about 76.5K visits a month. New and niche sites rarely reach public rankings, we check again every month.
| TrancoResearch list, average of several rankings | Not listed |
|---|---|
| Cloudflare RadarTraffic through Cloudflare's network | Not listed |
| Chrome UX ReportVisits by Chrome users, from Google | Not listed |
| Cisco UmbrellaDNS lookups | Not listed |
| MajesticSites linking to it | Not listed |
Ranks for this exact domain, lower is more popular. How we combine them
Whois information
| Domain | damnroast.me |
|---|---|
| Registrar | Cloudflare, Inc. |
| Registrar ID | 1910 |
| Created date | 2026-02-16 22:20:44 UTC |
| Expires date | 2027-02-16 22:20:44 UTC |
| Updated date | 2026-02-24 08:19:36 UTC |
| Domain status | clienttransferprohibited |
| Name servers | karina.ns.cloudflare.commike.ns.cloudflare.com |
| DNSSEC | unsigned |
| Registrant country | 🇩🇪 Germany |
Raw whois
Domain Name: DAMNROAST.ME Registry Domain ID: 1fa5ebf29b364c97b10a6b5d99a3e350-DONUTS Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.cloudflare.com Registrar URL: https://www.cloudflare.com Updated Date: 2026-02-24T08:19:36Z Creation Date: 2026-02-16T22:20:44Z Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2027-02-16T22:20:44Z Registrar: Cloudflare, Inc. Registrar IANA ID: 1910 Domain Status: clienttransferprohibited https://icann.org/epp#clienttransferprohibited Registrant State/Province: Sachsen Registrant Country: DE Registrant Phone: +1.4153197517 Admin Phone: +1.4153197517 Tech Phone: +1.4153197517 Billing Phone: +1.4153197517 Name Server: karina.ns.cloudflare.com Name Server: mike.ns.cloudflare.com DNSSEC: unsigned Registrar Abuse Contact Email: [email protected] Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4153197517
SEO audit
12 of 16 checks passed79
SEO score
Response 217 ms · 30 KB
- Served over HTTPS
- Title tag present
- Title length 30 to 60 characters
- Meta description present
- Description length 70 to 160 characters
- Exactly one H1 heading
- Uses H2 sub-headingsStructure content with H2 sub-headings.
- Canonical URL setAdd a rel="canonical" link to avoid duplicate content.
- Mobile viewport tag
- Language declared
- Open Graph tags
- Twitter card tags
- Structured data (JSON-LD)Add Organization or Product JSON-LD.
- Images have alt text
- At least 300 words of contentAdd more indexable copy to the homepage.
- Responds in under 1.5 seconds
- Title (39 characters)
- damnroast.me — Get Your Website Roasted
- Description (108 characters)
- Submit your URL. Get an AI-powered, no-holds-barred roast of your website. Sharp. Specific. Actually useful.
- Headings
- 1 H1, 0 H2, 3 H3
- Words on page
- 265
- Links
- 5 internal, 16 external
- Structured data
- None
On-page keywords
| Phrase | Type | Mentions |
|---|---|---|
| com star | Two words | 9 |
| star contentmaschine | Two words | 4 |
| vercel com | Two words | 4 |
| vercel com star | Three words | 4 |
| yogasphere app star | Three words | 4 |
| star talking-to-god com | Three words | 4 |
| com | Word | 36 |
| star | Word | 16 |
Tech stack and pricing
Tailwind CSS Supabase Cloudflare