RoastMyStore.ai
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🔥 RoastMyStore – Analyse et “roast” de ta boutique e-commerce RoastMyStore est une application pensée pour les e-commerçants et dropshippers qui veulent savoir la vérité sur leur boutique… sans filtre. En quelques secondes, l’app analyse ton site et te donne un roast honnête, drôle et brutalement utile sur ce qui bloque tes ventes : design, confiance, UX, prix, branding, fiches produits et plus encore. 💡 L’objectif n’est pas seulement de critiquer, mais de t’aider à convertir plus de visite
Paste your Shopify, e-commerce or Instagram link. Our AI gives you a brutally honest roast, a 0–100 conversion score, and a premium playbook to fix it.
Key facts
- Founder
- RoastMyStore · 7 followers
- Founded
- May 2026
- Based in
- 🇫🇷 France
- Payments
- Stripe
- Listed on StartupsIntel
- October 2026
Built with
Daily revenue, last 30 days
Verified with StripePopularity by source
October 2026Not in any top-million list
That usually means fewer than about 76.5K visits a month. New and niche sites rarely reach public rankings, we check again every month.
| TrancoResearch list, average of several rankings | Not listed |
|---|---|
| Cloudflare RadarTraffic through Cloudflare's network | Not listed |
| Chrome UX ReportVisits by Chrome users, from Google | Not listed |
| Cisco UmbrellaDNS lookups | Not listed |
| MajesticSites linking to it | Not listed |
Ranks for this exact domain, lower is more popular. How we combine them
SEO audit
13 of 16 checks passed82
SEO score
Response 950 ms · 37 KB
- Served over HTTPS
- Title tag present
- Title length 30 to 60 charactersKeep the title between 30 and 60 characters.
- Meta description present
- Description length 70 to 160 characters
- Exactly one H1 heading
- Uses H2 sub-headings
- Canonical URL setAdd a rel="canonical" link to avoid duplicate content.
- Mobile viewport tag
- Language declared
- Open Graph tags
- Twitter card tags
- Structured data (JSON-LD)Add Organization or Product JSON-LD.
- Images have alt text
- At least 300 words of content
- Responds in under 1.5 seconds
- Title (74 characters)
- RoastMyStore.ai — AI roasts your store and tells you why it's losing sales
- Description (151 characters)
- Paste your Shopify, e-commerce or Instagram link. Our AI gives you a brutally honest roast, a 0–100 conversion score, and a premium playbook to fix it.
- Headings
- 1 H1, 5 H2, 6 H3
- Words on page
- 328
- Links
- 8 internal, 1 external
- Structured data
- None
On-page keywords
| Phrase | Type | Mentions |
|---|---|---|
| aliexpress survivor | Two words | 2 |
| survivor wearing | Two words | 2 |
| wearing shopify | Two words | 2 |
| aliexpress survivor wearing | Three words | 2 |
| survivor wearing shopify | Three words | 2 |
| wearing shopify costume | Three words | 2 |
| roast | Word | 12 |
| store | Word | 7 |