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Crown the GOAT ๐Ÿ for *** $$

Every goat from history and fiction, ranked by how much people paid to put them there. Outbid anyone. There is no committee.

Key facts

Founder
Mossโ€™Ab ยท 31 followers
Founded
August 2026
Based in
๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France
Payments
Stripe
Revenue, 12 months
$3
Revenue, all time
$3
Domain registered
August 2026
Registrar
HOSTINGER operations, UAB
Listed on StartupsIntel
October 2026

Built with

Stripe (backend)

Daily revenue, last 30 days

Verified with Stripe
$0$0$1$1$110-0310-1110-1910-2711-01

Popularity by source

October 2026

Not in any top-million list

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MajesticSites linking to itNot listed

Ranks for this exact domain, lower is more popular. How we combine them

Whois information

Domainwhoisthegoat.lol
RegistrarHOSTINGER operations, UAB
Registrar ID1636
Created date2026-08-24 13:03:50 UTC
Expires date2027-08-24 23:59:59 UTC
Updated date2026-08-29 13:07:14 UTC
Domain statusclient transfer prohibited
Name serverscosmin.ns.cloudflare.comnina.ns.cloudflare.com
DNSSECunsigned

Raw whois

Domain Name: WHOISTHEGOAT.LOL
Registry Domain ID: D635355114-CNIC
Registrar: HOSTINGER operations, UAB
Registrar IANA ID: 1636
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: [email protected]
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +370.64503378
Updated Date: 2026-08-29T13:07:14.0Z
Creation Date: 2026-08-24T13:03:50.0Z
Registry Expiry Date: 2027-08-24T23:59:59.0Z
Domain Status: client transfer prohibited
Name Server: COSMIN.NS.CLOUDFLARE.COM
Name Server: NINA.NS.CLOUDFLARE.COM
DNSSEC: unsigned
>>> Last update of RDAP database: 2026-11-01T19:29:00.0Z <<<

SEO audit

14 of 16 checks passed

88

SEO score

Response 332 ms ยท 248 KB

  • Served over HTTPS
  • Title tag present
  • Title length 30 to 60 characters
  • Meta description present
  • Description length 70 to 160 characters
  • Exactly one H1 heading
  • Uses H2 sub-headings
  • Canonical URL setAdd a rel="canonical" link to avoid duplicate content.
  • Mobile viewport tag
  • Language declared
  • Open Graph tags
  • Twitter card tags
  • Structured data (JSON-LD)Add Organization or Product JSON-LD.
  • Images have alt text
  • At least 300 words of content
  • Responds in under 1.5 seconds
Title (58 characters)
whoisthegoat.lol โ€” history's leaderboard, decided by money
Description (124 characters)
Every goat from history and fiction, ranked by how much people paid to put them there. Outbid anyone. There is no committee.
Headings
1 H1, 1 H2, 0 H3
Words on page
1,554
Links
6 internal, 8 external
Structured data
None

On-page keywords

PhraseMentions
aura overrated15
until his8
martin luther8
ludwig van beethoven4
wolfgang amadeus mozart4
johann sebastian bach4
first44
paid41

Tech stack and pricing

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